LOLZ

What a way to begin a post. Thought I'd just start typing away at whatever pops into my head. Let's start with this business of April Fools. CHINA. I have the distinct feeling I missed something majorly important when I opened up Newgrounds and there was all these Chinese music stuff, games, animations, whatever. And so I read Tom's forum post thing about China. And I'm reading saying to myself, 'THIS SOUNDS BELIEVABLE', (and I actually said that in caps, so everyone within half a kilometre could hear my vary important outburst) but then I discovered that it was an April Fool's joke. OR SO IT SEEMED. (dun dun duuuuun)

Let's shut up about that before I embarass maself. I really haven't got a clue what's with that, so I will not pursue the matter or act like I actually know what I'm talking about. Onto the next matter at hand! GRAMMAR, spelling and punctuation.

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Oh that is so hard, that sentence took a minute to type. Apart from thinking of how to spell things wrong without making it unlegible, I had to stop myself from using punctuation stuff. And putting words around while doing that is impossible. I do know another neat trick though. Prepar to be amazed by something you've already seen and understood.

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WAHT IS TAHT ONE TEHN EH? If you guess it I will give you a message from me because you will be all like "OMG I GOTZ A M3SSAG3 F0RM NINJARAIDER2!!!!!!!!!!111 PWN4G3!!!!!! He are so popular I is so speshial." Or maybe you will say. "Oh, a message. Let's read it. 'Congratz on winning the competition, your prize is... (DRUMROLL IN YOUR HEAD, GET OFF THOSE PILLS) this message. Have a happy day. Love from NinjaRaider2. xxx' What. The. Hell. Is. This. Guy's. Problem. I. Should. Probably. See. A. Doctor. About. The. Way. I. Read. Everything. Like. I. Am. Writing. Down. A. Quote. And. Then. Talk. Like. This. Therefore. Making. Myself. Some. Kind. Of. Freak." (remember that is what you were saying.) Or maybe you will just use a lot of similes like some kind of obsessed grammatical freak. OH NO I USED A SIMILE. This is embarassing like that dream where I... ARGH! I did it again!

ENOUGH! That was weird. I'm dreadfully sorry for causing you this amount of mental anguish. You really should see a doctor about your reading of posts like this. Don't expect me to pay your medical bills though. Now that I think about it, don't see a physciatrist. Or a mental hospital. And if you tell them that I made another person insane, they will be unsurprised yet somewhat shocked. I know, that contradicts itself. That's the point, Sherlock.

I have written enough for now. I only have 29830.. Wait... THE NUMBER CHANGED! I have 29787 charcaters left... 29762, 29755, 29748... I'll stop this post right now. If you have read this whole post, you actually should see a physciatrist. But for now, goodnight, and goodbye. (now I know I have heard that somewhere before.) HAPPY FACE I can go sleep now baaaaaaaiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And have a random picture from my pictures to go! I drawed it maself